E.T. PRESS

WEIRD MAGAZINE #1

2012-01-12T11:45:00.001-08:00

details: 74 pages, 2-color interior, edition of 250

It's the new Horror Culture Magazine edited by Mr. Noel Freibert

featuring works by:

Neil Reinalda

Jim Novack

Jason T Miles

Molly O'Connell

Leo Hussey

Conor Stechschulte

Jesse McManus

Jon Chandler

Matthew Thurber

Anya Davidson

Karswell presents "Nightmare Island"

Lane Milburn

Leon Sadler

Mollie Goldstrom

E. Rex Eiyon

Carlos Gonzalez

Massimiliano Bomba

Caroline Bren

Zach Hazard Vaupen

I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGISE FOR MY MAGAZINE!

$12
USA shipping

international shipping click here

CLOSED CAPTION COMICS 9 (SPECIAL EDITION) only available here

2012-01-12T11:43:00.001-08:00

Special edition (limited to 200 copies) includes screen printed chipboard slip sleeve designed by Noel Freibert and riso printed poster designed by Chris Day and Conor Stechschulte. Only available here.

Thanks for supporting us in the best way and buying directly from our site.

$20 (+$3 s/h in USA)

$20 (+$7 s/h International, outside of USA)

here's a sampling from each piece contained within the 192 page brick. Note: Packed to the brim with content, not a single page wasted. NO BULLSHIT! This time it's too professional, and it's too real. DON'T TOUCH ME!

Whartscape 2010 poster

2011-05-09T11:25:00.000-07:00

just got a few of these that were misplaced during the event. 18"x24" two colour screen print. comes folded in quarters. $6 includes shipping.

E.T. Variety magazine #1

2011-05-09T10:14:00.000-07:00

The new deluxe collaborative series. Chip says "It's really abstract." Noel says "It's the weirdest book I've made to date." E.T. pulls out all the stops on this year long correspondence mission. Four color screen printed covers. 28 blue riso printed interior pages with two pages color xerox. Also includes an 8x7" four color screen printed insert and a 11x17 five color riso printed poster. Be prepared for surprises and a world of textured pleasure. "There's just nothing like it!"

$10 (postage paid in USA)

SOCK (sold out)

2011-05-09T09:31:00.000-07:00

(SOLD OUT)

All new anthology of Adult themed images and picture stories. Edited by Conor Stechschulte. Featuring in alphabetical order: Chris Day, CF, Mr. Freibert, Sam Gaskin, Emily Johnson, Molly O'Connell, Neal Reinalda, Conor Stechschulte, Ben Stiegler, Matthew Thurber, Zach Hazard Vaupen, and Erin Womack.

40 pgs. Riso-printed in vibrant red, blue, and black. Yours for 6$ +$2shipping. Get it first at TCAF or touch the button

Mr. Cellar's Attic

2011-04-11T14:18:00.000-07:00

available now, "Mr. Cellar's Attic"

neo horror mania via: Poe, Lovecraft, Gordon, Freibert, and that's all you need.

Smells like old man. Feels like wet box. Looks like over due christmas present.

6 easy payments of $1, and a painless press of the button.

but don't take my word for it.

What did i say? 12 pages, screen printed 4 colour process cover, 2 colour inside cover, grey and black xerox interior. edition of 200. includes information sheet.

but wait, for the frugal minded, a simple $10 will do it! and you'll receive not only "Mr. Cellar's...." but also a copy of the brand new new black black "Black Colour." Do yourself a favor, press hard...

(BLACK COLOUR SOLD OUT)

Tell me what you want, then come get it!

LLORT 2

2011-04-11T12:08:00.000-07:00

new LLORT prequel #2, 40min cassette tape with screen printed wrap around slip sleeve, and 16 page zine to match. Take LLORT3, then step back, regress, slowly, move steadily backward. from 3 to 2. There. There you are. Here. Here we are. Now that we're both on the same level let's talk. It's a mesh of tracks from two people with the same parents. It's scrubby beat driven rust-pop juxtaposed with a repetitive minimal take on "power electronics." sample here.
It's good.
featuring hits like "It's a Body in a Bag" "Dead End Hug" "I Wanna See You Crawl" and "Lord Knees" $5 postage paid in USA

expect the best.

Whartscape 2010 poster

2011-01-20T19:57:00.001-08:00

just got a few of these that were misplaced during the event. 18"x24" two colour screen print. comes folded in quarters. $6 includes shipping.

Closed Caption Comics issue #9 (Specccial vercccion) ONLY AVAILABLE FROM US, NOT IN STORES.

2010-12-14T18:29:00.001-08:00

E.T. Variety magazine #1 (Chip Hughes and Noel Freibert)

2010-12-14T18:28:00.001-08:00

The new deluxe collaborative series. Chip says "It's really abstract." Noel says "It's the weirdest book I've made to date." E.T. pulls out all the stops on this year long correspondence mission. Four color screen printed covers. 28 blue riso printed interior pages with two pages full color xerox. Also includes an 8x7" four color screen printed insert and a 11x17 five color riso printed poster. Be prepared for surprises and tap into a world of unlimited textural pleasure. "There's just nothing like it!"

$10 (postage paid in USA)

E.T. Print Pack Sale SOLD OUT

2010-08-21T22:27:00.000-07:00

I just recently discovered a very limited stock of prints under my bed. Thought I'd have a little print sale here at the headquarters instead of consigning them to galleries. The Prints are sold as a set. The set is limited to 8 copies. All 8 sets include the following 13 prints (the 4 prints listed directly below, 2 color variations of the trading card sheets, the unbound Prowla book with a never before seen print of Troggy's facial variations, and 3 show posters).

**TAKE NOTE** FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BASIS!!! the first 5 sets come with additional bonus prints. See botton of post for details. For example the first set sold comes with 9 bonus prints (a total of 22 prints), the second set sold comes with 7 bonus prints, and so on. The last three sets have no bonus prints! so act fast if you want it.

All prints are screen printed and limited and will be shipped flat, securely packaged in cardboard, on first come first serve basis! Each Print Pack is sold for $65.00 ($10s/h). It's a $215 value (you are paying $5 for each print!)

act fast...
SOLD OUT

"goth lord sadistic beast" 18"x24" 5 color screen print

"Water Leaper" featured in the Beasts 2 book from fantagraphics
7 color screen print 16x16"

"Manga Melt" 15 color double sided screen print, 15x22"

"Manga Melt" reverse side

"Meet Mudflap" 4 color screen print, 12x19"

each pack has two different color variations of the "trading card sheet." double sided, 6 color print, 12.5x10.5"
Front

Back

Front

Back

Here we have the complete book "Prowla" in flat unbound form, four double sided prints. two prints are 18x24". two 11x17" These are available in the print set exclusively, never before sold!

2 color poster for a John Wiese/Grass Lung/Witch Hat show. 18x24"

2 color poster for Dan's tour, 11x17"

HERE'S THE ICING ON THE CAKE: 2 color Soiled Mattress and the Springs poster, with art by the likes of Matthew Thurber, Lane Milburn, Conor Stechschulte, and myself, super limited and obscure! 22x15"

**FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BASIS, click the pic to see the bonus prints for the first 5 customers.

-First set includes all above bonus prints
-Second set includes Row2, Row3, and Beyond
-Third set includes Row2, Row3, and Beyond
-Fourth set includes Row3 and Beyond
-Fifth set includes Beyond
-sets 6,7,8 have no bonus prints **

Mr. Cellar's Attic

2010-04-26T12:36:00.001-07:00

available now, "Mr. Cellar's Attic"

neo horror mania via: Poe, Lovecraft, Gordon, Freibert, and that's all you need.

Smells like old man. Feels like wet box. Looks like over due christmas present.

6 easy payments of $1, and a painless press of the button.

but don't take my word for it.

What did i say? 12 pages, screen printed 4 colour process cover, 2 colour inside cover, grey and black xerox interior. edition of 200. includes information sheet.

but wait, for the frugal minded, a simple $10 will do it! and you'll receive not only "Mr. Cellar's...." but also a copy of the brand new new black black "Black Colour." Do yourself a favor, press hard...

(BLACK COLOUR SOLD OUT)

Tell me what you want, then come get it!

Black Colour (SOLD OUT)

2010-04-26T12:35:00.001-07:00

"Black Colour"

can you see it?

there.

black black black. 12 pages, 4 colour silk screened slip sleeve. edition 100.

thin line of narrative in a black lake.

Mr. Cellar, inverted and stretched across the floor.

there's nothing like it.

$6
(SOLD OUT)

double pack with "Mr. Cellar's Attic" $10
(SOLD OUT)

My Best Pet/ Feeble-Minded Funnies

2009-12-07T13:03:00.000-08:00

Here we go! the split of the year! "My Best Pet/ Feeble-Minded Funnies." flip it around, touch it. 32 pages with 4-color screen printed covers. 8.5"x7" big book. E.T. Press USA limited.

Lane Milburn brings two graphic "oldee tailes" to the table "Steel Brutality" and "PukeBall." What can tame a metal minded beast? Who will buy this fucking zine? ...some questions... some answers.

Mr. Freibert lays it low with "basement boy presents: My Best Pet." Crawl into a world of pet conventions, animal abuse, and pre-teen captivity. you'll never step foot in your basement again...

TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
$7.50 postage paid in america

$9.50 postage paid to Canada

expect the best

EDUCATIONAL TAPES 003: LLORT2

2009-10-11T22:13:00.000-07:00

new LLORT prequel #2, 40min cassette tape with screen printed wrap around slip sleeve, and 16 page zine to match.

Take LLORT3, then step back, regress, slowly, move steadily backward. from 3 to 2. There. There you are. Here. Here we are. Now that we're both on the same level let's talk. It's a mesh of tracks from two people with the same parents. It's scrubby beat driven rust-pop juxtaposed with a repetitive minimal take on "power electronics." sample here. It's good.

featuring hits like
"It's a Body in a Bag"
"Dead End Hug"
"I Wanna See You Crawl"
and "Lord Knees"

$5 postage paid in USA

expect the best.

e.T. Advertisement Catalogue #1 (SOLD OUT)

2009-07-06T06:44:00.001-07:00

Throw away your Sears Catalogue!
Toss out your petty collection of high gloss fashion ads!
Here it is, the premier Catalogue for Summer 2009.

E.T. Advertisement Catalogue #1.

The only Catalogue you need.
It's good. Listen to what the public is saying:

"Simply the most satisfying Ads available"

"Before, i could only see in color, but now i can read the best available ads in color also."

"I'll settle for nothing, absolutely nothing else!"

"I say 'buy it!'."

"Once you see it, you'll know it. You'll know you've made the right decision."

Showcasing two new titles in our EntertainmenT line of books:
"the Blue Hand" and "I was Sprayed by the Electric Web."

Product Specs. include: 16 full color screen printed pages, a full color screen printed cover (limited variant copies available, standard cover shown above). in an edition of 133.

yours for $7 postage paid in USA
SOLD OUT

or $9 postage paid in the world
SOLD OUT

Expect the Best.

(Sold Out) Educational Tapes 002: BITCH RAT "Taste the Whip/This Time You Die"

2008-12-16T13:05:00.001-08:00

If you thought you saw witch hat this summer, you actually saw Bitch Rat. Ha Ha Ha, the jokes on YOU!!!
take a trip with us back to middle school, we'll teach you how to chug in more ways than one. Ha Ha, play this tape loud and only when your parents are in ear shot, trust me it works magic! the first side "taste the whip" will leave your flesh blistered, and ready for the berating you'll get from the second side "this time you die." Educational Tapes is proud to present this deluxe document of Bitch Rat, never to be seen or heard again. This release includes a silk screened chipboard slip-case, 16 page xeroxed booklet, and 62 minutes of nu hat. Featuring those top 40 hits:

"Hell Yeah"
"Blood Queen"
"Diesel Power" and
"Problem Child"

strict edition of 50 copies.
Sold Out

(Sold Out) Educational Tapes 001: LLORT3 "Poop Shoot Riot/Hard Corps."

2008-12-16T13:03:00.000-08:00

whether you liked or didn't like LLORT #1, you will like LLORT3, trust me. Take a ride with a ghoulies band, let them show you the ends and outs of your toilet. heh heh, then they'll drop you off at the local foam party, where you can suck on glow sticks and stew in the dirtiest techno you've ever heard. Educational Tapes presents LLORT3, Deluxe packaging includes screen printed chipboard slip-case, with a 16 page booklet screenprinted in brown ink! with a 62minute cassette.
This tape features those irresistable hits like:

"WE DON'T LET"
"Spray Me Down" and
"Ghoulies 3 (my armpits smell like paint)"

real sticky and strictly limited to 50 copies.
Sold Out

PROWLA

2008-10-06T15:51:00.001-07:00

PROWLA an all screen printed book. 36pages and a pop-up spread. $18 includes shipping in US and CAN. email me for international shipping. SOLD OUT.

SOLD OUT

E.T. business cards

2008-10-06T15:50:00.000-07:00

that's right, i'm a professional human

TROLL LOGIC SHIRTS

2008-09-11T11:34:00.001-07:00

edition of 60. 24 white, 24 safety green, 12 purple. $17 includes shipping. ALL SHIRTS SOLD OUT.

JOHN WIESE/GRASS LUNG/WITCH HAT

2008-08-20T18:08:00.000-07:00

john wiese show with my band witch hat, $7 comes folded

ECSTATIC SUNSHINE TOUR POSTER

2008-08-19T14:24:00.001-07:00

poster for Ecstatic Sunshine's spring tour with CEX. 2 fade colors.
$7 comes folded (unless you order a print with a tube) includes shipping

MEET MUDFLAP

2008-08-19T14:15:00.000-07:00

4 color screen print, 10"x15" edition of 15
$25 includes shipping and comes rolled
SOLD OUT

CCC7

2008-08-19T14:07:00.001-07:00

CCC 7 just released with a beautiful screen printed cover! 52 8.5x11 newsprint pages with select color pages, this is our best thing. cover by Mollie Goldstrom.
$5 includes shipping

SADISTIC BEAST

2008-08-19T14:02:00.000-07:00

5 color screen print of your favorite sadistic beast! 18"x24", edition of 30
$45 (includes shipping and rolled in a tube)

LLORT 1

2008-08-19T13:53:00.000-07:00

EXTREME TROGLODYTE PRESS presents the first installment of LLORT, screenprinted in four shades of shit (with a touch of gold), This is the first shard in the LLORT anthology (a series of collaborative drawings, books, and projects between 2 brothers Finley and Noel) entitled BROWN EYE. edition of 83, if you like poop then come and check it out. $6 frog skins shipping included
no computers
no cuss words
SOLD OUT.

TROGGY, the little brother

2008-08-19T13:42:00.001-07:00

EXTREME TROGLODYTE PRESS is so so extremely proud to present to you TROGGY, the Little Brother. a fold out book, printed on stonehenge paper, entirely screen-printed in a Perfect Edition of 95. $35 (shipping included) and Messed up Edition of 11 NO COMPUTERS!!! TROG-A-LOG EXTREME!!! NO. 1!!!
SOLD OUT.

TOADS N CHODES 2

2008-08-19T13:35:00.000-07:00

Toads N Chodes 2
screenprinted and letter pressed pop out covers, 69 pages, edition of 120, come feel the magic, llort magic. $6.
COMPLETELY SOLD OUT :(

TRADING CARD SHEETS

2008-08-19T13:27:00.000-07:00

full uncut trading card sheets. double sided, 4 colors on each side. 2 color options, please specify which you want (white, cyan, and magenta) or (yellow, peacock blue, and medium red). $25 per sheet.

TOADS N CHODES 1

2008-08-19T13:12:00.000-07:00

TOADS N CHODES #1:
a couple left of these, two color silkscreened wrap around cover, 24 pages printed on green paper. take your blistery fingers from the controller and read this. edition of 200. in order please include what color cover you want. $6 includes shipping
SOLD OUT.

LLORT magic '92-'08

2008-06-18T08:38:00.000-07:00

keep moist