EDUCATIONAL TAPES 003: LLORT2

new LLORT prequel #2, 40min cassette tape with screen printed wrap around slip sleeve, and 16 page zine to match. I'll have these on the Witch Hat Tour starting tomorrow and then for sale later here. here's two songs from the tape for free download here and here for your sampling pleasure.

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Showcasing two new titles in our EntertainmenT line of books:
"the Blue Hand" and "I was Sprayed by the Electric Web."

Product Specs. include: 16 full color screen printed pages, a full color screen printed cover (limited variant copies available, standard cover shown above). in an edition of 133.

yours for $7 postage paid in USA

or $9 postage paid in the world

Expect the Best.

(Sold Out) Educational Tapes 002: BITCH RAT "Taste the Whip/This Time You Die"

If you thought you saw witch hat this summer, you actually saw Bitch Rat. Ha Ha Ha, the jokes on YOU!!!
take a trip with us back to middle school, we'll teach you how to chug in more ways than one. Ha Ha, play this tape loud and only when your parents are in ear shot, trust me it works magic! the first side "taste the whip" will leave your flesh blistered, and ready for the berating you'll get from the second side "this time you die." Educational Tapes is proud to present this deluxe document of Bitch Rat, never to be seen or heard again. This release includes a silk screened chipboard slip-case, 16 page xeroxed booklet, and 62 minutes of nu hat. Featuring those top 40 hits:

"Hell Yeah"
"Blood Queen"
"Diesel Power" and
"Problem Child"

strict edition of 50 copies.
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(Sold Out) Educational Tapes 001: LLORT3 "Poop Shoot Riot/Hard Corps."

whether you liked or didn't like LLORT #1, you will like LLORT3, trust me. Take a ride with a ghoulies band, let them show you the ends and outs of your toilet. heh heh, then they'll drop you off at the local foam party, where you can suck on glow sticks and stew in the dirtiest techno you've ever heard. Educational Tapes presents LLORT3, Deluxe packaging includes screen printed chipboard slip-case, with a 16 page booklet screenprinted in brown ink! with a 62minute cassette.
This tape features those irresistable hits like:

"WE DON'T LET"
"Spray Me Down" and
"Ghoulies 3 (my armpits smell like paint)"

real sticky and strictly limited to 50 copies.
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PROWLA

PROWLA an all screen printed book. 36pages and a pop-up spread. $18 includes shipping in US and CAN. email me for international shipping. SOLD OUT.







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E.T. business cards

that's right, i'm a professional human

TROLL LOGIC SHIRTS

edition of 60. 24 white, 24 safety green, 12 purple. $17 includes shipping. ALL SHIRTS SOLD OUT.

JOHN WIESE/GRASS LUNG/WITCH HAT

john wiese show with my band witch hat, $7 comes folded

ECSTATIC SUNSHINE TOUR POSTER

poster for Ecstatic Sunshine's spring tour with CEX. 2 fade colors.
$7 comes folded (unless you order a print with a tube) includes shipping

MEET MUDFLAP

4 color screen print, 10"x15" edition of 15
$25 includes shipping and comes rolled
SOLD OUT

CCC7

CCC 7 just released with a beautiful screen printed cover! 52 8.5x11 newsprint pages with select color pages, this is our best thing. cover by Mollie Goldstrom.
$5 includes shipping

SADISTIC BEAST

5 color screen print of your favorite sadistic beast! 18"x24", edition of 30
$45 (includes shipping and rolled in a tube)

LLORT 1

EXTREME TROGLODYTE PRESS presents the first installment of LLORT, screenprinted in four shades of shit (with a touch of gold), This is the first shard in the LLORT anthology (a series of collaborative drawings, books, and projects between 2 brothers Finley and Noel) entitled BROWN EYE. edition of 83, if you like poop then come and check it out. $6 frog skins shipping included
no computers
no cuss words
SOLD OUT.

TROGGY, the little brother

EXTREME TROGLODYTE PRESS is so so extremely proud to present to you TROGGY, the Little Brother. a fold out book, printed on stonehenge paper, entirely screen-printed in a Perfect Edition of 95. $35 (shipping included) and Messed up Edition of 11 NO COMPUTERS!!! TROG-A-LOG EXTREME!!! NO. 1!!!
SOLD OUT.

TOADS N CHODES 2

Toads N Chodes 2
screenprinted and letter pressed pop out covers, 69 pages, edition of 120, come feel the magic, llort magic. $6.
COMPLETELY SOLD OUT :(

TRADING CARD SHEETS

full uncut trading card sheets. double sided, 4 colors on each side. 2 color options, please specify which you want (white, cyan, and magenta) or (yellow, peacock blue, and medium red). $25 per sheet.

TOADS N CHODES 1

TOADS N CHODES #1:
a couple left of these, two color silkscreened wrap around cover, 24 pages printed on green paper. take your blistery fingers from the controller and read this. edition of 200. in order please include what color cover you want. $6 includes shipping
SOLD OUT.

LLORT magic '92-'08

keep moist